"Let's have a themed Date Night at the bar, with fancy tablecloths and those little pansy candle holders." "Um..." *whoosh* "Does that tiki torch look crooked to you?" *whoosh* "I got a great deal on this gas-grill on Antarii 7." *whoosh* "And Bananas Foster in honor of the last great shipment of bananas and rum from Earth." "Isn't that a flaming dessert?" "Yeah, so?" *whoosh* "Boiling water? Seriously?" *whoosh* "No, just stick a penny in the fuse box, it'll totally hold through the rush." *whoosh* (etc, etc(
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ninetydegrees
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on 2010-06-16 07:13 am (UTC)"Let's have a themed Date Night at the bar, with fancy tablecloths and those little pansy candle holders."
"Um..."
*whoosh*
"Does that tiki torch look crooked to you?"
*whoosh*
"I got a great deal on this gas-grill on Antarii 7."
*whoosh*
"And Bananas Foster in honor of the last great shipment of bananas and rum from Earth."
"Isn't that a flaming dessert?"
"Yeah, so?"
*whoosh*
"Boiling water? Seriously?"
*whoosh*
"No, just stick a penny in the fuse box, it'll totally hold through the rush."
*whoosh*
(etc, etc(