The FUCK.

[perpetual_motion]

I watched the first two episodes of "Law & Order: LA" on hulu, hoping it would have a spark of the original L&O, which was canceled because NBC decided keeping it in the same timeslot they'd had it in for fifteen fucking years was just silly.

Having watched those first two episodes, I have some minor quibbles:

--The detectives didn't get named until three-quarters of the way through the pilot
--When they were named, it wasn't made clear who was which
--The detectives didn't seem to have a lieutenant or captain the first episode
--When she showed up in the second episode, she wasn't named
--The ADAs didn't appear to have a boss
--They do now, but apparently we're gonna rotate ADAs

These are quibbles I can get over. The writing is solid; the detectives are good guys, and while I'm not huge on the "Oh! Detectives have families!" thing they're pushing at, at least (so far) they've handled it better than SVU ever did (always seemed like a weird add-on to SVU for me).

So, short version: I like it. I'll give it a chance.

And I finished the first two episodes and saw the teaser for episode 3 was up on hulu. I clicked it. The teaser runs and then informs me that L&O: LA is on Wednesdays at 9.

THE FUCK.

NBC made a big fucking deal about how HARD it was to drop L&O original flavor and OH LOOK, IT WASN'T PULLING IN VIEWERS IN ITS FUCKED AROUND TIMESLOT. And they made a big fucking deal about picking up L&O: LA because the LOVED original L&O so very much.

Yeah, they loved it so much they fucking SHITCANNED IT by moving it around the schedule and gave its timeslot to an inferior fucking copy.

This is NOT ON.

Guys, seriously, you know how much I love L&O. I started watching the original when I was, like, NINE. One of my earliest tv nerd memories is Mike Logan punching a politician in the face. Rey and Lennie were my first team on L&O (with Jack and Claire in the DA's office and Van Buren and Adam in their offices). To say I've been a fan is putting it mildly. The marathons that A&E used to run? I TAPED them.

And for NBC to make a big sob story about, "Oh, we love it, but looking at the ratings we just can't," and then picking up L&O: LA, and then GIVING THEM THE FUCKING TIMESLOT THAT NBC FORCIBLY REMOVED L&O FROM? Come the fuck on!

We won't even get into Peter Coyote vs. Sam Waterston. You know who Peter Coyote is next to Sam Waterston? THE FUCKER WHO ISN'T JACK MCCOY. Look, Peter Coyote, I'm sure you're a good guy. I've got no personal beef. But I don't want a slightly slimy rat DA. I want JACK FUCKING MCCOY.

L&O: LA is officially off my radar. Yeah, the first two episodes were promising, and yeah, Alfred Molina and Terrence Howard have both played ADAs, but knowing the timeslot, the whole thing just disgusts me. NBC didn't want to get rid of L&O. They wanted to get of an L&O they thought wasn't hip anymore. So they burned it to the fucking ground.

Fuck you, NBC. Seriously.

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[leaper182.livejournal.com]

I'm looking at all those names in the DA's office and going, "OMGGGGGG, I LOVE THOSE ACTORS."

And then I see the batshittery with the scheduling, and I get sad.

._.

See? It's a sad. And it's on my internet face.

EDIT: Oh, dear! Peter Coyote played Mike LaSalle on L&O: TBJ (he was on, like, two episodes); and damn, there was tension between him and Kibre. I totally would've had them as an OTP or something, complete with fighting and stuff.

Oh, Peter, why are you a sleazy DA? Whyyyy?

(Then again, maybe Mike had to go into hiding, and he ended up in LA....)

[metalchick-36.livejournal.com]

Wait...What? They're moving it to 9pm!? NOOOO!!!!!!

That sucks! I mean I like LOLA so far, but that's messed up! Please don't tell me they're giving SVU the 10pm timeslot!

Why is it that all the good L&O's are cancelled or getting cancelled, but the one that is a real crapfest gets to stay?

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

It's 9PM CST, so if you're in Eastern, it's still 10. My issue is that they claimed lack of viewers on original L&O for the cancelletion, and if they'd LEFT IT in the Wednesday slot, it wouldn't have happened, most likely.

Oh, god, I tried to watch SVU recently, I just flat out couldn't. So bad. SO BAD.

[metalchick-36.livejournal.com]

I live on the west coast, so I guess it's not changing times. You might want to rephrase that so that others don't get confused.