Everything you're about to read is true
Jan. 15th, 2011 11:48 pmThe Husband's show has been going for the last two nights, and I went out to see it this evening. It was excellent, and afterwards, we made plans to hit a kareoke bar with everyone in the shows (there are two one-acts being performed as a set; The Husband's show is one of them).
We came home, threw on fresh shirts, and headed out to the bar, walking because it was only a few blocks over. We were crossing the street on a Walk sign, and a dude came around the corner and fucking hit me with his car.
I'm completely serious.
By luck, he got me below the knee on my calf muscle. I'm sure I should have gotten his insurance info or something, but a) fucking OW, and b) I could walk just fine, and I didn't see the point. The Husband offered to take me home but having just been hit by a car, I requested we continue to the bar.
Walking the rest of the way, my leg loosened up some, and we got to the bar no problem. I had a glass of wine, then switched to water, and we had a good time. One of the guys we were there with got a free drink for some reason, and he offered it up to the table. I figured I'd go for it, and two drinks in, I managed to dump it all over my lap.
Dear Evening: I get it. I quit.
We came home, and I'm running a bath to soak my leg right now. There's no exterior bruising, and I'm limping a little, but I really do think it'll be okay. If I get out of the bath and am in more pain, I will go to the emergency room, but I really hope I don't have to go anywhere else tonight.
We came home, threw on fresh shirts, and headed out to the bar, walking because it was only a few blocks over. We were crossing the street on a Walk sign, and a dude came around the corner and fucking hit me with his car.
I'm completely serious.
By luck, he got me below the knee on my calf muscle. I'm sure I should have gotten his insurance info or something, but a) fucking OW, and b) I could walk just fine, and I didn't see the point. The Husband offered to take me home but having just been hit by a car, I requested we continue to the bar.
Walking the rest of the way, my leg loosened up some, and we got to the bar no problem. I had a glass of wine, then switched to water, and we had a good time. One of the guys we were there with got a free drink for some reason, and he offered it up to the table. I figured I'd go for it, and two drinks in, I managed to dump it all over my lap.
Dear Evening: I get it. I quit.
We came home, and I'm running a bath to soak my leg right now. There's no exterior bruising, and I'm limping a little, but I really do think it'll be okay. If I get out of the bath and am in more pain, I will go to the emergency room, but I really hope I don't have to go anywhere else tonight.
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on 2011-01-16 08:54 pm (UTC)