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The Husband and I were walking down to the bookstore so I could buy a dictionary, and we saw a man facing the wall of a hotel. I thought he was lighting up a cigarette, and then I noticed a trail of liquid running from the wall towards the edge of the sidewalk.

He was pissing. On the wall. In public. In broad daylight.

I've been hit up for change, asked for directions by tourists, nearly gotten lost on the train, and now I have seem a homeless man pissing in the broad daylight.

Ah, city life.

on 2011-02-07 03:04 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] lasergirl
Did I ever tell you about the time I had to shoo kids out of my yard because they were vomiting and the dog eats vomit?

Or maybe the time a dude was going to pee in my backyard at 2am and then I realized IT WAS MY FRIEND and invited him inside to pee instead?

p.s. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You're nice! By my super friend!

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