Random fannishness

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Dear Deity, there are people out there discussing William Bush from "Horatio Hornblower" being *pregnant*. I may be sick. I've nothing against mpreg as the odd little offshoot of fic it is. Much like Wing!fic and the other bits, I usually accept it, may occasionally read it, and let it go by, but some things are just *wrong*.

Just because his name is 'Bush' doesn't mean you get to knock him up. Not ever. He'd be declared a witch and burned.

Also, I got nibbled by a Ioan Gruffudd/Hugh Dancy plot tribble that I utterly blame on beizy. Not that she'll feel badly for me, knowing her.

And, zen_of_punk is the bestest girl ever for rescuing me from super sekrit stuff.

Lastly, I just got back from Chicago and a "Due South" plot tribble and a "CSI: Miami" plot tribble both snuck into my baggage. Bastards. The "CSI: Miami" plot tribble made it because the automated voice on the train has the same inflection as Horatio. [This. Is Grand.]

Comments

[caribbeanblue.livejournal.com]

There are people knocking up Lt. Bush?! Oh, good gods. *clutches head*

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

I can see most fandoms being able to work in an mpreg, but Hornblower?! W. T. F. He'd be killed. Instantly. With no questions asked.

[caribbeanblue.livejournal.com]

Damn straight he would. That's gotta be a violation of a few Articles of War...

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Also, I got nibbled by a Ioan Gruffudd/Hugh Dancy plot tribble

......!!!

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

Oh, not you, too. Damn. Now it'll convince me it *has* to be written.

Guess I'll have to watch "King Arthur".

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yes. yes.