Seven minutes in [and commentary for the rest of the episode]

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and NCIS already has be teary-eyed.

Oh, Ducky, you poor guy.
Cait with that hole in her head, yelling at Gibbs.
And Gibbs just admitted his far-sightedness and told Tony to get dry clothes.
Oh, Tony, you're breaking my heart.
And Tim.
Gibbs is telling Tony not to smack Tim.

I'm dyin' here.

Gibbs is completely wrecked. Good God. Damn you, Mark Harmon.
Oh, Tony, I love you: "He's not Gibbs if he's nice."
I love how Abby sees Cait. I love how Cait is with Abby.
Abby made Cait get her tat. I love it.
Oh, Abby, the earnetess.
Tony, quit breaking my heart. Be a cocky bastard.
There's something so raw about Abby without her make-up.
Oh, Abby freakout comes in tech.
Gun sights!
Gun sights!

Gibbs, alone, with coffee.
GUN!
Is that Tony/Abby?
Ari, you sonofabitch.
Ari's after the girls?
I can never tell if I like Gibbs/Abby or prefer them to be brother/sister.
Ah! Cait? Creepy when talking on the slab.
Obligatory flashback.
Beautiful close-up of Ducky.
Oh, Ducky. I think you'll make me cry the most. "Not for Caitlin."
"Old chavinists." Love you even more, Duck.
Ah, there's the Gibbs we know. He said "bastard".
Abby/Ducky 4-evah! Tim, you perv.
Patented Gibbs sneak-up. Well, patent pending.
That was a great over-fade. Bullet hole over his head.
I love that Tony is baiting.
Double head-slap! That makes me feel a little better.
Oh, he's giving Cait a medal. Gibbs, breakin' my heart again.
"Thought you were older." Hee.
That's really dark; talking of Cait and Ari while they blow up a van.
Oh, Jethro got burned!
Lauren Holly looks like someone stuck a cinnabun on her head.
Oh, implied sex!
Does Gibbs want to be dominated? ::looks for whip::
"Undercover" indeed. Jethro, you dirty boy.

I really love the idea that Cait had fun playing Goth with Abby.

Oh, Gibbs smackdown, part the second. "Special Agent, Gibbs". It's a three-name call. She's lucky he didn't get called Leroy.
Hohw do you *not* jump in bed with that man when he looks at you like that.
Classic Tony moment.
Cait! In schoolgirl gear. Nooner. Hee.
My feminism is slightly offended, but I'm also amused. And they were cute panties.
Tony in full-on agent mode is kinda hot.
Oh. Jeans. Nice.
Oh, Tony. Oh.
Did she just give back a little what Tony always gives out?
I don't like her right now.
Still don't like her. I don't want her to be the new not-quite-love-interest.
Oh, Tony, I love you again.
He's torched a boat!
And it was named Diane!
Three name call!
"sailed off", indeed.
I like how tough she is.
Gibbs, you're playing dirty. Bad boy.
Confused!Tim.
"Whacking", hee.
Gibbs/Tony love!
Really hate Lauren Holly's hair.
Head smack! Drink!
She's supposed to be the new agent, right? Or is it just new agent for the episode? I don't really like her at the moment.

Second thought: The panty shot was utterly pointless except that it fit right into the asshole part of Tony's personality. While I'd rather not have that part of his personality stick around, it was always the part most prevelant around Cait. But why couldn't they have gone for a softer moment, like what they were like in the sickroom? That was a good chemistry. Sweet, but not overdone. I really prefer non-asshole, but still slightly puppyish Dinozzo.

I wanna see how McGee sees her.
And Ari.
Die, commercials.

She just called Gibbs old. DIE!
Except that he did kill Agent Todd. Liking her even less.
Really, really hate Lauren Holly's hair.
Montage!
"Sweet Superhero"
"I'm becoming Tony." I think Tim's getting the best lines tonight.
Aw, Tim stutter! Drink!
Ah, Cait dicotomy. Nice.
Classic Gibbs/Tony. Lovin' it.
"Spit it out" seems to be the phrase of the night.
Gibbs/Gun! Theirloveissopatriotic.
Sweet? Oh, Tim. Stop.
Lay it out to him, Abs. You're the only one who can.
"Sayin' you're sorry."
Whoa. What.
A CAIT? Oh, jesus.
Is that Gerald? I don't remember Gerald looking like that.
Is he an addict?
Sounds like Gerald.
He took a lot of pills.
Gerald/Ducky!
Ducky, you're plucky! [And I did that for the joke]
Oh, Ducky, don't do it. Not even for Gerald.
Tell him, Cait!
And the Gibbs charm saves an ass again.
Run, Jethro!
Gerald's gonna be back! but he took a *lot* of pills. I don't want pill-addicted!Gerald. I want vintage.
You think they give Ducky that hat so he looks like Illaya?
You can't stop there!
No!
Bastards!
I will sniper you all.

I don't care about commercials. Gimme my teaser, bitch.

TEASER!

"PRETEND?" Love you, Gibbs.

I'm not crying now. That's nice.
I'm ready for next week.