DRABBLE: Glutened [1/1] Keith/Anderson
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perpetual_motionTitle: Glutened
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Anderson Cooper/Keith Olbermann
Rating: G
Summary: Keith’s a little cranky.
Disclaimer: I don’t know these men. I made this up and do not believe any of it to be true. I am in no way trying to infer that they are in any sort of romantic relationship with each other. I lay no claim to either of them as they are real persons and are not to be claimed [damn].
Author’s Notes: Keith has celiac. It is a disease that means you can’t process wheat gluten. I have it as well, so of course I wanted to make him cranky because he glutened himself [accidently ingested gluten without knowing it]. Thus, the drabble was born.
Glutened
By Perpetual Motion
When Keith started to yell at the late news Anderson got up and made a cup of dandelion tea. He handed the tea to Keith with a knowing look. “You tried the new Thai place, didn’t you?”
“They had rice noodles.”
“And the spices?”
“Were spices.”
“And the sauce?”
“Okay, we’re stopping this now.” Keith took the largest drink of tea that he could stomach. He hated the taste of the stuff, but it helped. “I promise to do a full and proper investigation into the ingredients of the new Thai restaurant next time.”
Anderson grinned and changed the channel.
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Anderson Cooper/Keith Olbermann
Rating: G
Summary: Keith’s a little cranky.
Disclaimer: I don’t know these men. I made this up and do not believe any of it to be true. I am in no way trying to infer that they are in any sort of romantic relationship with each other. I lay no claim to either of them as they are real persons and are not to be claimed [damn].
Author’s Notes: Keith has celiac. It is a disease that means you can’t process wheat gluten. I have it as well, so of course I wanted to make him cranky because he glutened himself [accidently ingested gluten without knowing it]. Thus, the drabble was born.
Glutened
By Perpetual Motion
When Keith started to yell at the late news Anderson got up and made a cup of dandelion tea. He handed the tea to Keith with a knowing look. “You tried the new Thai place, didn’t you?”
“They had rice noodles.”
“And the spices?”
“Were spices.”
“And the sauce?”
“Okay, we’re stopping this now.” Keith took the largest drink of tea that he could stomach. He hated the taste of the stuff, but it helped. “I promise to do a full and proper investigation into the ingredients of the new Thai restaurant next time.”
Anderson grinned and changed the channel.
