Wanna Get Ficced?

Title: Anderwhore
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Anderson Cooper
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Keith, Anderson, and cross-dressing.

Disclaimer: Believe me, there's no freakin' way it's true. I'm lying utterly and completely. Although, if Keith would like to come over and punish me, I could be up for that.

Author's Notes: For lunaris_, who planted the idea. And for those dirty whores in punditslash, because they're deliciously dirty.

( Porn in a skirt )

Title: Vacation Snapshot
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Anderson Cooper
Rating: G
Summary: A few quick moments at the beach.

Dis: Total, utter lies. I claim no knowledge of either of their lives and freely admit that this story is utter bullshit.

Author’s Notes: Once again, the girls at Anderson_daily got my brain going. That plus Anderson reporting from the beach in Texas. Oh, pretty.

( i'm on a drabble roll )

Title: Glutened
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Anderson Cooper/Keith Olbermann
Rating: G
Summary: Keith’s a little cranky.

Disclaimer: I don’t know these men. I made this up and do not believe any of it to be true. I am in no way trying to infer that they are in any sort of romantic relationship with each other. I lay no claim to either of them as they are real persons and are not to be claimed [damn].

Author’s Notes: Keith has celiac. It is a disease that means you can’t process wheat gluten. I have it as well, so of course I wanted to make him cranky because he glutened himself [accidently ingested gluten without knowing it]. Thus, the drabble was born.

( 100 words, as a drabble should be )