I will not make it to next week.

[perpetual_motion]

I will die of the squee before then.

Keith Olbermann [see icon] is going to be on "The Colbert Report".

I sense you don't see the importance of this.

Keith Olbermann ::points emphatically at icon:: is going to be on Stephen Colbert's show.
Like, for reals.

I squealed like a goddamned fangirl [which I am], and then I did a dance of joy that lasted approximately five minutes [seroiously].

My ovaries are gonna explode.

::Sits next to lunaris_, so we can explode together::

30% more 'splosions, right here.

Comments

[lunaris1013.livejournal.com]

I fully expect that the combined squee will be clearly audible in the night air next Tuesday.

One week from today.


EEEEEEE!

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

My ovaries are lying in wait, ready to go off. They liked to be of use occasionally.

[lunaris1013.livejournal.com]

Honey, the *only* use mine have is the occasional fangirl explosion.

And yes, sex on the table would be very very good.

[mcee.livejournal.com]

i've been meaning to ask, and i'm too lazy to google. who is keith olbermann and why is he your default? :)

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

Keith Olbermann is anchor of "Countdown" on MSNBC. He's my default because he is:

1. Hot
2. Snarky
3. Incredibly tall
4. Smart as hell
5. Sexy

He cares as much as Anderson Cooper, but he's a bit less emo, and he also snarks the hell out of O'Reilly. He's also an absolute baseball nut, which I find forever endearing and adorkable.

[mcee.livejournal.com]

hm, i am drowning in a sea of unknown references, but i approve of him because he looks like gil grissom in your icon. *thumbs up!*

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

Oh, damnit. You're Canadian; I think you're spared most of the Bill O'Reilly bullshit that goes on.

O'Reilly-Tool. Confused a loofa and falafel during a sex conversation with a producer that got his ass sued something fierce. Responsible for stirring up the bullshit "war on Christmas", and has a long-running habit of either yelling over his guests or cutting their mikes if he doesn't like what they're saying.

Olbermann-Openly gleeful any time Bill fucks up, and wonderful about skewering the hell out of him. Also, he shows respects to his guests and seems to know the difference between a Falafel and a loofa.

Anderson Cooper-Talented and pretty, but kind of angsty when covering really hardcore stuff. Took a major jab at a couple of bigwigs during the Katrina Fiasco [which was well needed], and got sucked into a promotional bit of shit that made me stop watching because I got tired of seeing CNN paste his face everywhere. He has never taken a shot at O'Reilly on-camera.

And I have no idea why I felt the need to explain, but there you are.

[mcee.livejournal.com]

wait wait, is anderson cooper the rather flaming cnn guy? i think oneangrykate pointed him out to me.

is o'reilly the tool responsible for HOLIDAY TREES?

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

Pretty gray-haired boy who doesn't comment on his personal life but lives in the gayest neighborhood in NYC? Yeah, that's him.

O'Reilly's responsible for so much more than that, but yes, he's the asshole who tried to claim that everyone was saying 'holiday' instead of 'Christmas'. Then, of course, during his tirade, they offered up "O'Reilly Factor" HOLIDAY ornamnets on foxnews.com.

[mcee.livejournal.com]

ahahaha excellent.

[michellek.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, that is awesome. I wonder if Stephen will take Keith to task for picking on his "idol," O'Reilly. Hee.

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they're gonna have sex on the table

It's quite possible. I'm kind of hoping they'll show the "singing" clip of Keith from "Countdown" after O'Reilly put up the petition.