DRABBLE: All Those Years of College (1/1) Huang/Stabler (L&O: SVU)

Title: All Those Years of College
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Law and Order: SVU
Pairing: Huang/Stabler
Rating: PG

Disclaimer: Belong to NBC and the omnipotence that is Dick Wolf.

Author's Notes: michellek issued a challenge in her journal to take the first line from one of her fics and drabble it. She said we could use any interpretation of a drabble we want. I only know one. It's 100 words.

He took psychology classes in college. He can rattle off information on sexual deviants and social outcasts. He can speak calmly about chemical castration, the cycle of violence, and the number of women who are raped or murdered or both everyday. He can read through a file once and throw together a profile that becomes the jumping off point to finding the bastard responsible for scarring a four-year-old girl for life.

Yet, when he gets one kiss from a recently divorced beautiful man, he can't find a thing in his books or in his brain to help him understand it.

Ficlet: Had to be a Lady (1/1) Shelly/Bernie (The Cooler)

Yeah, so, I finally watched "The Cooler" last night, and I adore it. Why the MPAA went into hysterics over the sex scenes I can not say. Were they a bit more graphic than most movies? Sure. But "The Passion" had 2-1/2 hours of violence and no one bitched about them needing to tone it down so that it wouldn't get slammed with NC-17. Fuckin' dicks at the MPAA need to realize that violence is not "safer" or "better" than sex.

End rant. Fic now.

Title: Had to Be a Lady
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: The Cooler
Pairing: Bernie/Shelly
Rating: R [language]
Summary: It's not that he's mad at Bernie.

Disclaimer: They belong to who they belong to, and that's not me.

Author's Notes: You know, I wasn't even thinking slashy thoughts when I watched the movie last night. My brain needs a hobby that isn't 'find the gayness'.

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