Wanna Get Ficced?

Yeah, so, I finally watched "The Cooler" last night, and I adore it. Why the MPAA went into hysterics over the sex scenes I can not say. Were they a bit more graphic than most movies? Sure. But "The Passion" had 2-1/2 hours of violence and no one bitched about them needing to tone it down so that it wouldn't get slammed with NC-17. Fuckin' dicks at the MPAA need to realize that violence is not "safer" or "better" than sex.

End rant. Fic now.

Title: Had to Be a Lady
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: The Cooler
Pairing: Bernie/Shelly
Rating: R [language]
Summary: It's not that he's mad at Bernie.

Disclaimer: They belong to who they belong to, and that's not me.

Author's Notes: You know, I wasn't even thinking slashy thoughts when I watched the movie last night. My brain needs a hobby that isn't 'find the gayness'.

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