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This has just become part of my NaNo:

‘Beanie’s’ was situated just off of main street in a corner storefront that made a lopsided triangle when viewed from the outside. The inside was not decorated with coffee beans and coffee bags and other coffee paraphernalia, but was rather covered in pictures and video covers of Sean Bean. The owner of ‘Beanie’s’ was a pleasant woman named Melanie who was originally from a small town in England and had, like a good deal of English women in the early nineties, fallen hard for Sean Bean when he’d tramped around the telly in tight green pants and played Richard Shape. When she had purchased the, at the time, abandoned storefront from the previous owner, she had known that she’d wanted to open a coffee shop. Being a woman who loved a good play on words and lots of pictures of a handsome man, she gathered up her not inconsiderable collection of Sean Bean pictures, magazine covers, video covers, and autographed bits, and put them to good use. When “Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” had come out, Melanie had hiked it to three different overpriced entertainment stores before she’d found a cardboard Boromir that she was proud to call her own. Four months ago, much to the general enjoyment of the whole town of Hugoton, Kansas, Sean Bean himself had graced ‘Beanie’s’ and signed the cut out. He’d also kissed Melanie on the cheek. She had promptly swooned, grabbed him, dipped him, and kissed him full on the mouth. Needles to say, Melanie was an object of envy in Hugoton.

For the record, it got me another 263 words.
Only a few thousand to go.
Le sigh.

on 2004-11-28 07:45 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com
Hee! That's brilliant! It makes me want a Bean icon, but I'm gonna have to settle for Bana. They're both in Troy, it works.

on 2004-11-28 11:19 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snapes-gurl.livejournal.com
Sean Beans kicks ass.

on 2004-11-29 08:55 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] julianlee.livejournal.com
"Richard Shape" has to be the best typo in all of NaNo-dom. 'Cause...purrrr. Richard's shape, indeed.

on 2004-11-29 09:01 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com
Oh, *fuck*.
Eh. I'm leaving it. Better for you to make with the horny jokes.

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